I peed on the hamster
I was wondering.. Is the first one Keith Richards’ cat? :P
aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE
She’s probably learned that elephants who destroy fences get shot. Politeness doesnt have much to do with it. Where’s her herd? Is she traveling alone?
“The Sheath of A Sword” is a Johnlock fanfiction that I liked, please click here to view it if you are interested. Unfortunately, it is only available in Chinese now. I have come up with s series of artworks based on selected scenes from this work.
All rights of the texts belong to “The Sheath of A Sword” by Tangstory.
Translation by papaya_twilight
“GOD, Sherlock’s work must be jealous about this, after all it would never have a mouth to kiss with him…eh, hopefully it won’t be jealous enough to file for a divorce with him… “ John wondered wildly about the marriage status of his flatmate, and faintly felt that he was sliding downwards. He was crushed on the bed by Sherlock’s weight as well as that damn perfect kiss.
Yet John was totally unaware of when he had lost his knickers, by the way, just like one pathetic DI never knows how his badge flew away from his pocket. Till the end, they finished that long kiss, which would have been defined by Sherlock as “boring, meaningless exchange of saliva”.
Because it’s Friday, please allow me jump over 5 to post 6 :)
Happy Penis Friday. XD
this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
Eris is my kind of lady.
i hate people so much